I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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