The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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