You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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