8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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