I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
