I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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