Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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