They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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