Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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