She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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