Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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