Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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