I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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