dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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