just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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