At least make sure they are 18
Why
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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