It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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