Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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