I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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