Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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