You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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