I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
