we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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