whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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