thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He felt like a one man threesome
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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