end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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