Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
