Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
