And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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