Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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