I'm sorry my penis didn't work
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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