sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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