Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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