There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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