That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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