so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wish i was in the wii world.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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