Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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