life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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