if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
My breasts were aching with rage.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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