My brain says no but my pants say off.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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