Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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