i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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