We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My ass is underappreciated
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I have post one night stand depression
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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