Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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