i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
They have beer where we have blood.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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