...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Panties = found
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