Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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