she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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