it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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