If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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