just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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