I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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