sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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