Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Randomize
