The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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