it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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