Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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