The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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